I know what I'm about son.
Do me a favor and get in my bed and cuddle me all night.
(via thedifference67)

turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

nakedly:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

where can i buy these

nakedly:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

where can i buy these

jashinsama15:

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When you realize that your croissant was extremely overpriced

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When your rival at your job gets promoted and you don’t 

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When you see people messing with your stuff

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When you ask how the melting’s going

rebornica:

saunteringspoopy:

end-of-ottergelion:

lancerbuck:

tenderule34:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m making fucking dolphin sounds right now

Get that shit the fuck out of here.

What the fuck that still doesn’t make 10

what the fuck

the fuck

rebornica:

saunteringspoopy:

end-of-ottergelion:

lancerbuck:

tenderule34:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m making fucking dolphin sounds right now

Get that shit the fuck out of here.

What the fuck that still doesn’t make 10

what the fuck

the fuck

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…